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Joke of the Day
"What's beef jerky? Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's."
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"Why was the dildo company so successful? Good product placement."
"How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving"
"Everyone keeps telling me that the holocaust happened.. But I don't know if it Israel."
"Just realized after two years that my boss is actually a grapefruit covered in ramen noodles with peanut eyes. Still very afraid of him."
"Think of a movie title and change one of the words in said movie title to 'slut' e.g. Lord of the rings the return of the slut."
"Dipping your cats in blue paint and watching them chase each other is 1000x more entertaining than Avatar."
"Sex is like listening to the Beatles Your parents do it and it somehow doesn't make it less cool. Shout out to CH, because I heard it here."
"The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone."
"What drink do you have on Halloween? Mali-BOO"