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Joke of the Day

"Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know do you serve crabs? We serve anyone sir! Come on in!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"

"Help please I don't get this?// https://www.imageshack.us/i/pmqPA0DIj"

"I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all both Florida and Louisiana have oil."

"What animal lives on the farm and says ""moo""? A bilingual chicken"

"My son just hugged me. Him: You smell good. Me: Like what? Him: *sniffs* You smell like love. Me: *heart melts* Lets go to Toys R Us."

"Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore? This guy."

"Q: What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school? A: Bison!"

"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong."

"HEY GRAPEFRUIT, know what else is a grape AND a fruit? GRAPES. yeah. so get your own name you citrus idiot"