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Joke of the Day

"Earlier today at a coffee shop, I spilled my drink all over the paper I was working on. The barista looked over and said, ""Well, essay chai tea happens."""

"So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?"

"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""

"Side chicks are getting leftover Halloween candy for Valentine's Day ""Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?"" ""Cuz you my BOO"""

"A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What will you have?"" The seals says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""

"In the future, they won't have pages in the history books for 1990-1999 because only 90s kids remember"

"Knock, knock..."

"I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (True story)"

"I got fired from my job at the restaurant for putting a load in the dishwasher... she was cute."

"so true how do you blind a chinamen?-put a windshield in front of him"