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Joke of the Day

"Gravity falls fans are going to hate me for this... My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!"

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. "

"How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye"

"This o is out of cntext."

"Knock, Knock Who's there. Buccaneer. Buccaneer who. You'll have to speak up; i can't buccaneer hear you"

"What's Imperial Britain's favorite game? Clash of Clans"

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"

"A Russian comes to the Ukrainian border. The Ukrainian border guard asks, ""Name?"" The Russian answers, ""Boris."" The border guard asks, ""Occupation?"" The Russian says, ""No, just visiting."""

"[bank robbery] OK EVERYBODY GET DOWN! [dave starts doing the electric slide] Damn it Dave, not you, go grab the money"

"8yo: mommy how old are you? Me: 46 8yo: *blink blink* so you seen a real dinosaur?"