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Joke of the Day

"A cow went to war... But he didn't know what was at steak."

"I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat. They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy."

"I hate ingrown hairs... They really get under my skin"

"I met a girl in the pub last night and we ended up back at my place. I didn't have a f*cking clue what I was getting myself into. So I politely asked her to shave it."

"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."

"You - ""Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"" Friend - ""No?"" You - ""Didn't think so"""

"Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp."

"Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out? I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them."

"What do you call someone who's only part Jew? Jewish"

"What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube? My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds."