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Joke of the Day
"I called the Rape Advice Line earlier today. Turns out it's only for victims."
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"I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!"
"If I walk you home and kiss you goodnight, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this calling the cops crap."
"My house is so trashed that Whitney Houston just dropped by in her 1988 Ford Escort & gave me a high five & then she asked me for ten bucks."
"A kiss so passionate you have first degree burns from the melted cheese on the pizza."
"Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava. Once"
"How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !"
"Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia."
"Me: How much for the selfie stick? Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it."
"The New 20 dollar bill I have a serious question for you guys. If a woman gets payed $.75 for every dollar a man gets payed, does that mean that the $20 dollar bill will only be worth $15?"