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Joke of the Day

"I like to think that the lead singer of Limp Bizkit sorts out his own affairs before seeing to other peoples... Durst's things First"

"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard."

"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."

"Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them."

"What do rednecks do on halloween? Pumpkin"

"I had a converstation with my employer, who recently purchased a new car, today. I said, ""nice car!"", he replied, ""I'm sure you said that yesterday...""."

"So a guy walks into a bar with a gun. Angry he snarled, ""Aight, who the hell boned my wife and mom?"" The bartender shook his head and smiled, ""You don't have enough bullets bud."""

"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist urinating? Because P is silent"

"How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven."

"I want a relationship like from Up. She dies and I get a flying house."