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Joke of the Day

"What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay.. they'd be bagels!"

"I feel sorry for the people who are supporting Hillary. Living without a brain must be difficult."

"Richmond's baseball team had midget wrestling last night, if anyone's looking for a city with rich culture and a progressive vibe."

"One joke. http://imgur.com/pjaDq"

"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"So this dentist in my area was arrested for being a drug dealer on the side, selling meth, heroine, etc. I for one am shocked! I didn't know he was a dentist!"

"I quit my job so I had time to file my income tax That's the joke"

"9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one.."

"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"