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Joke of the Day
"What did the manager say to the comedian who was messing around? Hey, no more funny business!"
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"*tip toes out front door* *wife texts me from China* ""Where you going?"""
"How do you call a man without a body and a nose? Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost"
"George, are you high? No mom. The smell is incense, my eyes are red from browsing reddit for hours, and I'm just keeping that unicorn here until Tim comes back from Florida."
"Guys, we really should have seen Steve Irwin's death coming... ... he always let animals into his heart."
"How is sleeping with a girl whose dad is in the other room the same as being kidnapped? Come quietly and nobody gets hurt."
"You thought i would bring up an old meme from 5 years ago? Nope, Chuck Testa"
"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."
"What's Blue and not heavy? Light Blue."
"Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that's where I hang them."