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Joke of the Day

"Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother. Taxi Vader"

"Please end the Jew jokes. I had a relative that died in a concentration camp. Poor bastard fell right out of the guard tower."

"Come to Crab's Joe Shack We have Stu."

"I gauge a person's wealth by the level of protection on their iPhone. No case, huge salary."

"A man asks his friend on skype.. ""Is that a condom on your hand?"" the friend replies "" no Its a fucking glove"". The man replies ""Thats exactly what i am saying""."

"A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes."

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? the 14th of february the calendar will have a date."

"Which tornadoes are the most refreshing? F5 tornadoes."

"Yesterday I held a door open for a clown... I thought it was a nice jester."

"Yo Mama Chain Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the T.V, and watched the couch!"