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Joke of the Day
"What's the most disgusting, distasteful international treaty organization? EU!"
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"How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour."
"Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning? That's how he mustard the troops."
"Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago"
"I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King."
"Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...) He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat"
"When I was a kid my mother stopped breast feeding me. I asked her why and she says ""hey, I just wanna be friends."""
"Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay."
"I lost my dictionary today... I can't find the words to express how I feel."
"A woman said to me, ""Has anyone ever told you that you look like Brad Pitt?"" I said, ""No, nobody."" She said, ""They've clearly never seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."""