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Joke of the Day

"I think my new dog thinks he is a blacksmith As soon as I took him inside he made a bolt for the door"

"Saw an Alabama fan the other day He was wearing a t-shirt that said ""I Bleed Crimson"" I walked up to him and said ""You big dummy, we all do"""

"I hate my step ladder for not being my real ladder."

"Well, it's ""Fat Tuesday."" But for a lot of America that just means ""Tuesday."""

"I keep nacho cheese handy so in case I start to lose an argument I can pour it on my head and say ""You're arguing with nachos, you idiot""."

"In N Out Describes my visit to the Vatican City"

"Que es la nombre con un bebe burro? un burrito"

"*gets pulled over* Officer: how high are u Me: no officer, it's hi, how are u"

"Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat's leg."

"Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds."