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Joke of the Day

"What is it? It has wings, but it doesn't fly, it has a beak, but it doesn't peck, it has legs, but it doesn't walk. What is it? A dead crow"

"What do you call a sweet advertising campaign. A Brand Muffin.... Ill show myself out"

"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "

"Post your most offensive joke? Sure. Whats the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven :D"

"My wife says I'm too nosy. At least that's what she said in her diary."

"I booked a day trip to Svalbard in April! I get back in August."

"Wife: Why do I have a temperature of 101.3? Me: Maybe you're pregnant? Wife: What's wrong with you? *damn you webMD, damn you."

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR FANNYPACK WANT TO GO IN THE VENDING MACHINE."

"What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments? Wow, such empty"

"Who's a bitch? PinkShine"