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Joke of the Day
"Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
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"What do you call an Arabic rapper? Vanilla Isis"
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"How can you tell a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds"
"What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle? A polar bear."
"What do you call a lonely orator? A master debater."
"My girlfriend is quite pessimistic about our sex life, but I'm a vagina half full kind of guy."
"please sir. i beg of you. don't take away my job. i've got a tuscan kitchen & 2 full baths at home. sir. sir please. my kitchen. it's tuscan"
"A limerick... there was a young vampire called mable. Whose periods were always quite stable. Every full moon, She'd pull out a spoon And drink herself under the table"
"[NSFU] Bill Gates' penis... What does his wife call it? Microsoft."