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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies? A Subway full of live ones."
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"I bet my girlfriend she couldnt tell me something that made me both happy and sad. So she told me that I had the biggest penis out of all my friends."
"What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit? At Olive Garden the servers actually work."
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted."
"Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I have Then they call me ugly and poor"
"My dancing style can best be described as ""Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."""
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot"
"[Phone rings] Babysitter: Hello? Dude: Dont. Go. Upstairs. Babysitter: Wha.. What's upstairs? Dude: NOT MUCH, STAIRS, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"
"So a pedophile, an alcoholic and a priest walks into a bar he sits down"
"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi."