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Joke of the Day
"If your name is Willis then you automatically have no idea what the fuck you're talkin bout."
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"Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl"
"German people are so rude. I helped someone in Berlin and all he did was call me ""donkey."""
"If i dress up as a sea shell nobody can see me... It's my clamouflage."
"Went to the store without my iPhone. Felt like I traveled back in time. Saw a dinosaur. Realized I actually traveled back in time."
"So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City? It's cloudy with a chance of Bane."
"Where do hipsters buy their clothes? Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH."
"I always post things in the right sub. I guess you could say I do it subconsciously."
"Just thought of the best senior quote "" "" -Taylor Swift"
"I confuse ""playing dead"" with ""playing dumb"" so if I ever encounter a bear I'll probably be like ""Listen, I don't even know how I got here."""