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Joke of the Day
"If your name is Willis then you automatically have no idea what the fuck you're talkin bout."
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"What did the Wife-DNA say to the Husband-DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?"
"What's the diffrence between jam and marmelade? I can't marmelade my dick down your throat."
"Chief: You're the WORST cop in the department! Hand over your gun and badge! Me: *realising I left both in my son's crib* Uhhhhh...."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
"My daughter asked me if opposite day is real. I said yes. Because, you know. Opposite."
"Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is."
"You guys hear that Bono fell off the stage at the big U2 concert last night? He got a little too close to the edge."