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Joke of the Day
"One day... I'll look up what procrastination means."
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"Did you hear about the prison breakout yesterday? Those prison guards should have used ProActiv."
"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"
"Is there a Hallmark card for ""I think it's time we try anal""? There should be."
"Why shouldn't you put extra lettuce on your BLT? Because then you won't be able to fit into your B-E-L-T! killme.jpg"
"I might commit suicide at lunch today... ...and mix all of the soft drinks together!!!"
"If you're robbing my house, just bring a second guy to eat a pizza in front of my dog while you take whatever you want."
"How much skin does it take to cover a vagina? /sticks out tongue"
"Scientists Have Captured the Sound One Atom Makes and what did the atom say? ""Does it really matter we make up everything."""
"Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man. But I think she's been framed"