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Joke of the Day
"A naked women robbed a bank.... A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face"
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"There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to screw in the bulb and one to hold the ~~cock~~ ~~father~~ LADDER"
"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"
"What do they pass around after dinner at Buckingham Palace? Under Eights."
"What do a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."
"The more time passes since the movie ""Fight Club"" was released... ...the better we all are at following the first two rules of Fight Club."
"A joke my sister told me. Q: how does a black woman prevent crime? A: she has an abortion"
"Get your employees to work harder by ""accidentally"" leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff."
"*tattoo parlor* ARTIST: What do you want? ME: Surprise me *He tattoos the word 'hiccup'* ME: Why did y- ARTIST: BOO! *the tattoo disappears*"