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Joke of the Day
"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling"
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"Girl, are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable."
"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."
"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."
"Everybody, it's OK to vote for Hillary Clinton The snuke in her sniz was successfully deactivated."
"Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are"
"What did the judge order in his whiskey? Just ice"
"I don't like dictatorships. All dictators should be shot, and if anybody disagrees with me, they should be shot as well."
"Start reading to your kids as early as possible. I start around 2:30 a.m."
"Me: you can't just be pretty. You have to be smart too! 8: But mom, you're pretty. Me: Awe thank......wait what?"