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Joke of the Day
"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling"
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"What's the capital of Greece? About 15 cents."
"A good friend will delete your browser history for you, but a best friend will make your chalk lines smaller"
"What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite? Abominable."
"This one's a classic from my childhood: Say the letter ""X"" ten times fast. \\_()_/ "
"I knew you would come crawling back to me. Shut up and give me back the wheelchair."
"How do you know if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans"
"Why did the spy cross a road? Because he never was on your side."
"What do you call a dog magician?"