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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map."

"What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand? A Selfie!"

"Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings. You do the same thing over and over again while waiting for your turn to die."

"Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is!"

"Last night I overheard a punchline, but didn't hear the preceding joke. The punchline is inside, you tell me the joke. Bruce Jenner's cat"

"Packing to move is the probably the worst game of Tetris I've ever played."

"I wonder how many times Batman had to rub one out in the Batmobile after fighting with Catwoman"

"Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist's window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target."

"This morning I made the strongest coffee ever. It's so black a cop kicked in my door and shot it."

"Two men were sitting in a bar... Man1: I've fucked your mother! Man2: Dad, go home, you're drunk!"