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Joke of the Day

"POLICE: knock knock DRUG DEALER: who's there P: weed DD: weed who P: we'd like to come in and arrest you DD: lol good one, come on in"

"What is the average lifespan of an owl? A little over 6 books."

"[invents time machine and goes back to the dinosaurs] ""in a few years its gonna be really cold"" *hands them mixtape* ""you're gone need this"""

"I asked my professor how long my paper should be. He said it should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting."

"Did you hear about the window installer with two penises? He was double-hung."

"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"

"Google won't replace librarians. The internet is like giving someone a fire hose when all they asked for was a glass of water."

"Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell."

"She pays in all ones because her father taught to always ask for small bills. Her father was a bank robber."

"What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !"