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"Google fiber mission statement Bringing you a more regular internet."
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"The genius and the pool player A genius walks into a bar and says, ""I have 200 IQ!"" The pool player replies, ""I have an eye cue too!"" and pokes the genius in the eye."
"A 'short' Joke About Midgets Why do midgets laugh while running? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything"
"A baker gets home from work. He then says ""Time to go to bread""."
"I read a book about frogs today... It was ribbeting."
"I'll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I'm trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks"
"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN"
"""Mother I'd like to fuck"" She said ""Ok, let's break your arms and get started."""
"ARMY WIVES SUNDAYS AT 11 ON LIFETIME. IT'S NOT TV. IT'S NOT HBO. IT'S NOT FX. IT'S NOT EVEN WE. IT'S LIFETIME. WHAT, LIKE YOU'RE SO GREAT?"