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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a shark with no friends? A lone shark"
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"A white guy and a black guy walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""your kind isn't welcome here."" They kick the nigger out, and everyone laughs, and has a drink of beer."
"You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird."
"Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom? Because it might Pikachu."
"[baby finally falls asleep] ME: *tip toes to couch* I can finally relax DOG: I'M GONNA BARK FOR NO REASON"
"Why does the US name Arkansas Arkansas Because Its Arkansas not YourKansas"
"The act of questioning can be intimidating. Isn't it?"
"I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked."
"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."
"I watch Looney Tunes before I go to work, because there's something about old school cartoon violence that relaxes me"