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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix an Obama campaign slogan with Fifty Shades of Grey? Rope and chains."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we've had no luck trying to have one naturally."
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"
"A funny 1-liner I'm more tired than the Michelin Man."
"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the jaw"
"I feel really sad for children with cancer and people who still use BlackBerrys."
"What do you call that lever on a desk chair that adjusts lower back support? The Lumbar Jack"
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I heard it might be time consuming."
"Why did the boy fall off the bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold"
"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"