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Joke of the Day

"Wayne LaPierre, head of the NRA, gets on a podium and encourages all black men in America to buy guns to protect themselves from white guys with guns. Just kidding."

"Cat places ad in the classifieds... ""Seeking Pets""."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? A black guy can't go a night without robin."

"What's a doll in Hell called? Barbiecue."

"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""

"Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr? Because they don't serve Trans-Fats."

"Where are smells made? In the olfactory."

"Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled? A: Because his mother ""panda'd"" to his every whim!"

"My goal in life is to get my face on a coin. That way I can be the change I wish to see in the world."