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Joke of the Day

"What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building? C4 yourself!"

"The best part about Puppy Bowl? Since all the puppies are already neutered, there's no worry about deflated balls giving one team an advantage..."

"write your suicide note in frosting on a cake so no one can eat it and people will still hate you even though you are dead"

"Losing my virginity was like being born again Naked, soaking wet, crying in the hands of my father..."

"Where does the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies."

"This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.I found that a bit hard to swallow"

"Typical day Just saw Denzel Washington on the street and said ""Hey Denzel! Can I get a picture with you?"" And he's all like ""I'm not Denzel you racist piece of shit."" Classic Denzel."

"Get it? http://imgur.com/AIhM5"

"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"

"Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?"