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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to be late I'm at the hospital getting my hymen restored, so I'm a bit de-laid."
Next Joke
"I think my doctor has OCD too... He diagnosed me with CDO."
"If you believe you can pass a drug test by drinking large amounts of water, you're just diluting yourself."
"Yo mammas so fat When she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck in between"
"What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus? Alcmene triple-dog-dared him."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but how do you get them in there?"
"What's the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides."
"How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!"
"Why didn't the Indian like having two t.p.'s? They made him 2 tence."
"One time, I considered becoming a gynecologist... ...but then I heard I'd be dealing with twats every day."