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Joke of the Day
"What's white, black, and red all over? A race war."
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"I can't wait till they invent the non automatic paper towel dispenser."
"Mom is coming to town. I get three full days of mouthing apologies to waiters."
"the library A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"How many NYC cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"Remember ladies: when a guy says ""I'm listening"" what he means is ""I bet if Godzilla had machine guns for arms he'd of been unstoppable""."
"I love you guys with all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger."
"Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we've been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys"
"My ex-girlfriend once said ""It's either me or Twitter."" I wonder how she's doing."
"Throwing a life preserver to someone drowning in boiling oil is a futile act... Unless of course that life preserver is made of dough."