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Joke of the Day

"Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots."

"How do you throw a party in space? You planet"

"At the end of camp Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. 'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter. 'It was easy' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'"

"My sex life is like a Pontiac. I usually find it on the side of the road."

"My New Year's Resolution 1920 x 1080"

"I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni."

"I'm thinking of selling my old vacuum cleaner It's been gathering dust for years."

"It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar... In a Swiss bank account."

"Do Russia and Uganda realize if they put all their gay people in jail then jail will become the nicest part of their country?"

"Wireless Internet is like Sex You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place."