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"How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date? [deleted]"
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"[OC]What do you call a shrunken walrus? A smallrus."
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"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge? Tequila"
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"Most people have a schlong You have a schlort"