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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home"

"How do you ruin a good joke? By posting it over and over on the same subreddit"

"Its World Malaria Day on 25th April. But what do you get the mosquito that has everything?"

"A proton walks into a bar and orders a dr pepper no ice The bartender replies with ""are you positive?"""

"AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix. Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password."

"What's the most common Jewish name? 17038"

"I bought a new thesaurus the other day. It's nothing to write house about."

"NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIDE DISH I'M BRINGING BUT I'M ANNOYED SO IT WILL BE SOMETHING MASHED"

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."

"A woman asked her husband ""what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?"" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered, ""I love your humor."""