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Joke of the Day
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo, and Roberto, you take lookout."
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"Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage? Because they are the wurst."
"A woman went to a doctor a breast operation, he offered to numb her breasts And he used Novocaine You perverted fucks"
"Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home."
"Did you hear about the donut who split from his wife? She's terrible with the kids so he's filling for custody."
"I just killed 84 birds with 1 stone at Petsmart, totally destroying the previous record of 2."
"How do you know a vocalist is at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in."
"What's the best part about being a necrophiliac? No talking during sex."
"How did the metal get the wrong idea? He was misled."
"Fella goes to the house of ill repute. Lady meets him at the door and he asks ""how much""? ""$25"" she sezs. ""You gotta be putting me on"", sez Fella. ""No, that's another $5"" sez Lady."