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Joke of the Day
"Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman."
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"My sex life is such a disaster... My sex life is such a disaster that last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts."
"Shower like nobody is watching."
"My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished your face is full of short cuts."
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