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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest curry in the world? Usain Balti.."
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"What do you get a first dad for father's day? Condoms. Courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike"
"What do you call a shitty igloo? An ""eh""gloo."
"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"Air Conditioning is pretty cool"
"Botanists should run the fashion industry... ...they really have style."
"Complicated I was playing a game the other day with a storyline that made spaghetti look like a straight line"
"me: [comes running down the stairs with a baseball glove] robber: why are u wearing a glove me: I meant to grab my bat lol robber: lol"
"So back in Gr.8 Science, class reading of a chapter in biology... The dyslexic girl had issues talking about the growth and creation of orgasms."
"Takes a second to understand. The more suicidal people, the less suicidal people."