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Joke of the Day

"*grandpa in hospice* ""son your generation relies on technology too much"" ""no gramps"" *pulls the plug* ""yours does."" beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"

"How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?"

"I heard on the news Stoners took over a town This was a high coup"

"Why are gay people bad liars? They can't keep a straight face"

"Guys, did you know that as long as you say ""great hit"" or ""great catch"" you can touch another straight guy's butt an it's not even weird?"

"You catch a giraffe with giraffe bait. You catch an elephant with elephant bait. How do you catch a click? Clickbait"

"I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating."

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, ""You're making a scene"""

"Reddit's biggest April Fool's Day Joke Yet http://i.imgur.com/aT7QoyW.png"

"Two nice guys didn't walk into a bar They both insists they would hold the door for each others."