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Joke of the Day
"Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping? To look for the lowest prices."
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"They say I have cancer and Alzheimers... But at least I don't have cancer!"
"When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be....""I left the diamonds on an Island, look for clues on my Face Book!....."", just to get them to read all the jokes I've posted."
"Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral? the obituary read ""Please send donations in luau flowers."""
"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"
"Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish? He was into inflation."
"If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick."
"I went to a show at the zoo, but the monkeys went wild and stated flinging poo at everybody... What a shit show"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !"
"I was raised by my father.. He's schizophrenic but he's good people."