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Joke of the Day

"Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping? To look for the lowest prices."

"What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven? ""You are no longer kneaded."""

"Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, ""You can get an award for that?"

"I have no sense of decency. That way all my other senses are enhanced..."

"Did you hear about the condom that flew across the bedroom? It was PISSED OFF!"

"This Joke made me burst out laughing at work, but then I was sad... A baby seal walks into a club..."

"Texting back and forth with a wrong number. I'm all ""Dude! Let's be BFF's!"". He/she is all ""Stop texting me"". CLASSIC him/her!"

"Not a catfish. Just behind on my lip waxing."

"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."

"did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? he is a small medium, at large"