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Joke of the Day
"So confused right now, don't know whether to join a gym or buy Photoshop."
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"wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like ""u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"""
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"I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary Jokes on them - they are too."
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