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Joke of the Day
"Why did God create men ? Because dildos can't take out the trash."
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"Girls are like dead babies... There's several in my basement"
"I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can't even afford A washer or a dryer"
"A great excuse for being late is ""I don't know how to tell time"""
"What is a buttress? A female goat."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating before it was cool."
"What do grandparents smell like? ""Depends"""
"Can we just make serving unsalted french fries a federal offense?"
"Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks... Until they both got hit by a train."
"Why I'm leaving r/Jokes Going for some sushi. Brb in a hour or so."