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Joke of the Day

"Teenage daughter called me an old fart. We both laughed and then I changed the password to our wifi."

"Want to hear a joke? Youtube's Copyright System"

"What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine."

"Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in! Credit to: /u/Squidward_On_Drugs on an AskReddit thread, wanted to share with r/jokes"

"What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation? TBC"

"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"

"I like to lie down on the top of a hill, then tumble down to the bottom. That's just the way I roll."

"What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy"

"Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava. Once"

"If I was an origami penguin, where would I hide?"