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Joke of the Day
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"Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade"
"I like my women like I like my pizza... ...hot, cheap, and on the go."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? ...because they're ugly and they smell bad!"
"Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder? Because it wasn't his real dad"
"Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair."
"The difference between Napoleon and I... is Napoleon understood the importance of 5 minutes. That's my dream. In reality, I'd masturbate if I could get away with it"
"What's the difference between batman and a blackman? Batman can go to the store with out robin."
"A new book for stoners aspiring to greatness 7 Habits of Effectively High People"
"Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars."