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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting an A Capella group with five other ill tempered pedophiles. We're called Six Dicks in A Minor."

"I saw a man convulsing on the ground and jacking off... ...I thought he was having a seizure. Turned out he was just having a stroke!"

"I always sigh and say ""I love you,"" followed by a long silent pause just to see how bad telemarketers really want the sale."

"Made this up while hanging out with some friends What do you call someone you hate who owns a cube car? Dick in a box"

"[2025] Dad, Mum, this is my girlfriend. You might recognise her, she used to be quite famous *the laugh-cry emoji steps forward shyly*"

"How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."

"Fun game: if someone wants to shake your hand, sniff your fingers first and then see if they still want to."

"What do you call it when Daniel Craig has kinky sex? Bondage!"

"Old classic light bulb. How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb? depends on how many survivors there are. too soon."

"what did one bruise say to the other? Have a swell day"