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Joke of the Day
"How much force does it take for the Carolina Panthers to lose a Playoff game. One Newton"
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"Boy: Grandma do you know how to croak. Grandma: No I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do."
"Why does OSHA hate porn? It's nsfw"
"How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas? In Kangarunes."
"Signs And Notices"
"It is almost 2012 and we still don't have printers that can successfully cancel jobs."
"Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them."
"How do the Chinese name their children They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes"
"What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!"
"Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince."