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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning."

"What do you call the crucified baby Jesus? Baby on board."

"My fourth grade teacher told me I would use cursive at least once a week, but she was wrong. I use it every day when food is delivered to my house."

"""Oh, he's so immature."" - boring people talking about fun people"

"How do you get dragon pee? Drop your catheter bag."

"""BE YOURSELF!"" is about the worst advice you can give to some people."

"The difference between reddit and college is ... You get a piece of paper at the end of college."

"Be sure to use the word ""irony"" correctly. It means when something's, you know, just weird."

"Did you know that the walrus has the second largest penis of all mammals? ........................... ........................... I have the first :) Stole it from 50 first dates."

"Never think you can win a fight just because the other one is a huge pussy. It might have been a female tiger, but it still ate my arm."