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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank his coffee before it was cool"
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"If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up They would be alloys"
"5 bucks will get you 1 minue access to the ""Peck cam"" where you can watch all sorts of wild birds peck me while i force myself not to resist"
"What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles? A candle-nah-brah"
"[doorbell] ""Sir, do you believe Jesus died for your sins?"" ""No."" ""Why not?"" ""He died like 2000 years ago."" ""So?"" ""I'm 46. Do the math."""
"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""
"Meant to type ""Lmaoooo"" but left off the ""L"" and now she thinks I'm singing the praises of The People's Republic."
"The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort."
"SHOW ME A PHOTO OF YOUR INFANT I WILL SHOW YOU 20 OF MY CAT"
"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field"