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Joke of the Day

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will always end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in the mall."

"OMG!! Lady Diana was on the radio yesterday!! Well, technically she was also on the steering wheel, the cupholder, a small splatter of her on the dashboard.."

"When I hear teenagers talk I wonder why there's not a high school class dedicated to learning the definition of the word ""literally"""

"Whats rectangular, white and blue?.... A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!"

"What do a call a fish with no eyes A blind fish"

"What's the best way to knock out a dog? with a woofie."

"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS"

"PLEASE PEOPLE: Don't forget to ""like"" before you copy & paste. Thank you."

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, one to hold the ladder and the other to screw the mother.. LIGHTBULB!"

"*Girl attempting to count to ten* girl 1: 1....3....5....7....9.... girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers? girl 1: Because I can't even!!!"