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Joke of the Day
"When I die, my last thought will probably be ""Man that falcon looks pissed."""
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"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."
"If your avatar is you in a bikini, but it's the type that stays tiny when you click it, it may as well be turds in the shape of a swastika"
"How long does an owl live? About six and a half books."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat? You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat."
"Two neanderthals had a baby... No Homo"
"What do the french call 4/20? 80"
"I got 99 problems and they're all friend requests from people I didn't like in high school."
"I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you."
"I buy all my guns from a guy called 'T-Rex' He's a small arms dealer"