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Joke of the Day

"Before I do anything important, I always ask myself ""would this gain house points for Gryffindor or lose house points for Gryffindor?"""

"What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."

"I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore I'm just saying she's under more sheets than the KKK."

"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."

"dat hyphen A man eating fish was saved by a hyphen from a man-eating fish (you might have heard it before but its new to me)"

"Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians"

"I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist."

"If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas."

"I'll bet your parents hit the JERKpot!"

"What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!"