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Joke of the Day
"I like to think of myself as God's gift to women. They certainly wouldn't pay anything to have me."
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"Four out of five people enjoy gang rape you sick bastard"
"How do you tell a real Ferrari from a fake one? You take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your ass."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Ah Ah who? God bless you"
"Me: I save a bunch of time by not having to tie my shoes. Her: What do you do with the time saved? Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what?"
"Her: I like risk takers Me:[goes to the McDonalds Drive Thru and places a complicated order. Grabs the bag and drives off w/o checking it]"
"*[At the dinner table]* ""No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"""
"The problem with having a large imagination is that you can imagine your friends naked. Now you're doing it too."
"What do you call a Canadian rap group? Poutine Clan"
"The racist dove Married a racist hen And together they started A coo clucks clan"