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Joke of the Day

"A friend asked me to rate the movie ""Django"" I gave it a 3/5."

"What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse? My husband doesn't go to the circus"

"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""

"Movie theater employees have 2 ages: 17 104"

"Just moisturized my hands and now I can't get out of the bathroom. Send help."

"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"

"(People Touring My House 50 Years After I Die) TOUR GUIDE: And over here we found a second secret room ALSO full of bacon."

"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."

"CIA: So what did you call that new tracking software we put on everyone's iPhone? NSA: ""U2's New Album"""