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Joke of the Day
"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""
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"""tell me doc, is it bad news?"" ""you've got piles"" ... ""piles of health that is! LOL"" ... ""except in your legs. gonna have to amputate those"""
"A country just passed a law requiring all cross-gender people to be sterilized. Many of the locals were left trans-fixed."
"A toast! Had to throw away my toaster because it kept burning my toast. I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant."
"What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work? I missed you"
"Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze!"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning..."
"Whats the opposite of progress? Congress"
"CASHIER: is there anything else I can help you with? ME: *pulls out my trigonometry homework from 1995* yes, yes there is"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a Fridge? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out."